Goatse Man

Original: Village People - Macho Man
(Just search'n'replaced "body" -> "asshole" and "macho" -> "goatse")


Asshole...wanna feel my asshole?
Asshole...such a thrill my asshole
Asshole...wanna touch my asshole?
Asshole...it's too much my asshole
Check it out my asshole, asshole.
Don't you doubt my asshole, asshole.
talkin' bout my asshole, asshole,
check it out my asshole

Every man wants to be a goatse goatse man
to have the kind of asshole, always in demand
Jogging in the mornings, go man go
works out in the health spa, muscles glow
You can best believe that, he's a goatse man
ready to get down with, anyone he can

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Goatse, goatse man (goatse man)
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be a goatse! Ow....

Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a goatse!

Asshole, its so hot, my asshole,
Asshole, love to pop my asshole,
Asshole, love to please my asshole,
Asshole, don't you tease my asshole,
Asshole, you'll adore my asshole,
Asshole, come explore my asshole,
Asshole, made by God, my asshole,
Asshole, it's so good, my asshole

You can tell a goatse, he has a funky walk
his western shirts and leather, always look so boss
Funky with his asshole, he's a king
call him Mister Eagle, dig his chains
You can best believe that, he's a goatse man
likes to be the leader, he never dresses grand

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be a goatse! (all right)

Goatse, goatse man (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be a goatse! All Right!

Ugh! Goatse..baby!
Asshole, asshole, asshole wanna feel my asshole,
Asshole, asshole, asshole gonna thrill my asshole,
Asshole, asshole, asshole don'tcha stop my asshole,
Asshole, asshole, asshole it's so hot my asshole,

Every man ought to be a goatse goatse man,
To live a life of freedom, goatses make a stand,
Have their own life style and ideals,
Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
You can best believe that he's a goatse man
He's a special person in anyasshole's land.

Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Goatse, goatse man (goatse man)
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be a goatse! (dig the hair on my chest)

Goatse, goatse man (see my big thick mustache)
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be a goatse! (Dig broad shoulders)

Goatse, goatse man (dig my muscles!)
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be a goatse!

Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be, a goatse man
Goatse, goatse man
I've got to be a goatse! HEY!